Dave BarryI love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.
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The Olympics are a great source of entertainment. Not only do the events last for days, but they are always accompanied with drama and tension. No matter how many times you see an event, there are always new elements that you have never seen before.
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